Calcumalation

1. When your calculation has a spicy twist to it

2. Don't feel like saying calculation, and wanna be built different, say calcumalation

Pronunciation: Cal-cu-malation

"Yo homie can you do this calcumalation for me"
"Sure brodie, this calcumalation is light work"

by You feel me? April 26, 2022

Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".

'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!

by uliglaze April 28, 2011

Callum

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)

god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!

by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009

Callum

Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.

Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."

by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016

Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

Callum

A white male

Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"

by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020

callmecarson

😬

guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

by Your Pseudonym (laugh) February 26, 2021