cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

by dylansmith January 31, 2007

Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

by widepeepohappy August 21, 2019

cum

lazy bitches who are to lazy to type come

how cum? because ur an asshole!

by micheal1101 January 18, 2008

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis/vagina during sex or pleasuring yourself

“Oh goodness, if you keep fucking me this hard I’m gonna cum!!”

by kitkat kia April 2, 2022

Cum

Alcohal made of cum... Noun

I drank cum last night

by Dakota Hawkins February 1, 2019

cum

free bobux

mna:cum
roblox:free robux 0 uen
men:no cum

by cumblaster200 December 18, 2020