cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

by dylansmith January 31, 2007

Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

by widepeepohappy August 21, 2019

cum

lazy bitches who are to lazy to type come

how cum? because ur an asshole!

by micheal1101 January 18, 2008

cum

free bobux

mna:cum
roblox:free robux 0 uen
men:no cum

by cumblaster200 December 18, 2020

Cum

another variant of milk, very rare. only obtained by sex

go get some milk!

what type?
cum milk!
bb..but im virgin…
*gun load* not for much longer… MAKE THE MILK

by db fgtrjmmkoqwd made by duck:) October 14, 2021

Cum

Jizz

His CUM is so tasty

by Wenerツ November 29, 2020