cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

cum

sperm
or (cumed) the act of jizing

Ben:Shit!
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!

by dylansmith January 31, 2007

Cummed

Its when you get happy and Cum

widepeepohappy I Cummed!

by widepeepohappy August 21, 2019

cum

lazy bitches who are to lazy to type come

how cum? because ur an asshole!

by micheal1101 January 18, 2008

Cum

Jizz

His CUM is so tasty

by Wenerツ November 29, 2020

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis/vagina during sex or pleasuring yourself

“Oh goodness, if you keep fucking me this hard I’m gonna cum!!”

by kitkat kia April 2, 2022

cum

free bobux

mna:cum
roblox:free robux 0 uen
men:no cum

by cumblaster200 December 18, 2020