Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

Crown lover

Another word for British "person". Crown lovers aren't subhuman, because subhumans are slightly human.

Death to all Crown lovers. Anglocide now!

by urlocaltranfem October 15, 2023

Kentucky Triple Crown

When you have sex with someone’s ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, Mom and Sister.

Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.

by KYdanman October 30, 2021

brownie crown

Noun - an anus

Adjective - used to describe a person who is behaving like an asshole

"Steve drank the last of the milk and then put the empty carton back in the fridge. He's acting like a real brownie crown."

by Rachel Hughes January 6, 2008

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.

Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

by Hale No February 24, 2022