couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.

Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.

by CusIcan December 13, 2013

Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.

"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."

by Matryoshica July 20, 2020

Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 19, 2016

Couch Whore

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch

Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.

by Kay99 March 18, 2011

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin December 15, 2015

couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai January 02, 2018

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 05, 2010