chef micah

Chef Micah is the best chef that you know. Nobody
can cook like him.

Chef Micah can cook anything look and taste good.

by Best chef November 22, 2021

Swollenary Chef

Some one who is a master is the kitchen and in the gym, he/she is talented in both areas. Great in the Gym as well in kicking ass in the kitchen. If you ever come across one of these it’s time to take out your gym bag or napkin and get there autograph. Because a Swollenary Chef is one of a kind. They can create a sexy dish out of nothing while flexing while bringing it to the table. They are a rare but unique species full of strength and spice.

Person 1: I ran into a swollenary chef the other day sexy yet satisfying.

by Swollenarychef November 23, 2021

Chefs Plate

A sexual act where you make a pot of pasta (doesn’t matter what type) and some ground beef. After your strain the pasta and mix it with your beef you lay it on your partners ass. Before you can dig in you have you spread melted cheese all over that shit. A delicious treat, and a delicious ass.

Girl: Babe, do we have any pasta and beef?
Boy: Yeah, why?
Girl: I wanna give you a chefs plate xoxo

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe November 4, 2021

Chef’s Tip

When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis

(This sexual action can only be performed once)

Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip

by JoeNuts445 October 17, 2021

Cheffing

Northern slang: Throwing up

Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over

by Big beefy balls September 11, 2021

chef's shot

When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.

He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.

taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea

by duelvirus September 17, 2012

Celebrity Chef

A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!

(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!

"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"

by duiii August 22, 2011