Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 12, 2017

its caged

It's a wrap .. You're done

its caged I'm going to beat the shit out of you

by Jaxx1998 December 30, 2015

Rib cage

Ahhh fuck i hate ribcages so fricking much!!1! They are so make me angry!11! I am fuming...

I hate arabs as much as i hate rib cages

by LasagnaHope July 17, 2019

Getting Caged

Getting the shit beat out of you by Johnny cage, International Love is normally played in the background while he shatters all of your ribs

Johnny cage is beating the shit out of me, I am getting caged!

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 15, 2023

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

pickolas cage

A NOT ginger haired individual named Nicholas.

"hey pickolas cage!!" -B
"I’M NOT GINGER" -Nicky

by nickyyyy! April 23, 2024

Space-Cage

A person under surveillance 24/7 by a authoritarian group or government. Like in a dystopian alternet universe.

What did you do last night man? “Nothing just sat at home in front of the space-cage.” Does anyone even look up from their phones anymore man? Nah stuck in the space-Cage

by Lucy O’Hare October 25, 2018