Burnt your water

When You messed up something that can't be messed up

You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water

My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water

by Tony Arena November 29, 2019

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.

Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

Burnt chicken nugget

A chicken nugget that has been in the stove for too long and now is black (burnt).

“Hey Linda are the chicken nuggets ready” shouted Christine, “Yes but sadly we are having burnt chicken nuggets” said Linda

by Andioopthicc October 23, 2019

Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.

Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.

by GodOfLust October 3, 2022

burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!

by Annubrius October 13, 2008