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necrotizing bumpititis

A play on the popular term "necrobump," it is the act of commenting or liking a dormant post on a forum, Facebook, etc to bring it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum..
Wow look at the photo Andrew just liked on Facebook, it's from 2007! He must have a serious case of necrotizing bumpititis..
by the_Domski February 22, 2014
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Bumpily

Something with a circular group of small, close together bumps.
My skin was very bumpily after keeping an ice cube on it for an hour.
by Grant Davis December 16, 2003
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Bumpin' Naughtys

Aaron: "What you doin tonigth homie?"
Jake: "O you know, just chillin, probably bumpin' naughtys later.
Aaron: fashow
by Jake7771 August 25, 2008
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bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
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Bumpkitus

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.
Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!
by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009
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bumpin nucks

the act of striking ones knuckles against another persons knuckles in a gentle, yet deliberate, manner, as a sign of respect.
"Yo dude, I totally banged that girl"
"aww yah! Bumpin nucks!"
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bumpin strategies

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies
by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010
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