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butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.
Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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Butthole shrimp

DANIEL HAD SUM GREAT BUTTHOLE SHRIMP LAST NIGHT AT A PLACE CALLED TURKISH SQUIRTS
by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009
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butthole blowjob

when one homosexual farts while another homosexual has intercourse in his ass. see also anal hummer.
Adam was taking it hard from Steve, so he decided to give him a butthole blowjob to help Steve finish.
by tiggerus December 13, 2009
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Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole
When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.
by The Final Truth March 30, 2010
mugGet the Sparkling Buttholemug.

balls in the butthole

Goatse someones asshole, put your balls (genitalia) in the asshole of that person and let the asshole close around the balls balls asshole goatse
as punishment Kate made John do balls in the butthole
by John Soriano August 20, 2011
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Black Butthole

Rubbing charcoal all over your penis directly before anal sex, therefore giving the reciever a "Black Butthole"
Tom From Myspace: i Gave Jenny the Most visible Black Butthole of all time last night.

Ricky: Really?

Tom From Myspace: Ya, it even showed up through her pants the next day.
by Zac From Tahoe February 16, 2009
mugGet the Black Buttholemug.

butthole surfer

one who likes to give anal sex. a male who likes to stick it in the back door more than the front. (he likes the surf the butthole if u will)
by travis c October 7, 2004
mugGet the butthole surfermug.

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