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Bring The Asteroid

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!

Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023
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bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit
Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts
by Hank28 November 28, 2023
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Bringe

Cringe that is so cringe it wraps back around to being based.
*Anon posts an anime music video in response to somebody threatening suicide*
"Bringe"
by Ev1lInc August 9, 2023
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bring the chuff

When a friend says bring a chuff, they are referring to bringing a portable charger. This is only common in Australia
“oi bring the chuff to the party
by yayeethahaha February 13, 2021
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Bringing the OldSpice

When you dad takes over the dance floor with moves that you have never seen before but really do like. Spectacular dancing performed at a wedding by elder members of your family that get applauded by the younger generation. When Grandpa busts a move on the newer pop culture songs.
Mom and Dad are bringing the OldSpice to this party. Grammy laid it down and brought her OldSpice to the floor.
by BrokebutWoke March 19, 2021
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MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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