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Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts
What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.
by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 10, 2021
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Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.
Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.
by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022
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iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.
Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.
by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016
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Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.
Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger
by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022
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