test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over

She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.

by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021

Bra

A) Boob holders, every man wants girls to take theirs off.

But you already knew that, you just want to have a whack-a-thon before your imaginary wife gets home.

Any guy ever who ever lived:

Oh damn, I wish Leslie would take off her bra, I want those boobies!

Leslie: *Kicks man in balls*

by Tony Dinozo January 4, 2024

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

Bra-legging

The smuggling of alcohol into a music venue, concealed in your bra. Often minatures of vodka as it is the most versatile for mixing.

Will you be bra-legging for the gig tonight?

by Llozzzz May 30, 2018