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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024
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bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent
"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"
by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023
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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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Bleach

My escape from this world.
I’m going to drink some bleach to leave this hell i’m in
by Peendestroyer January 21, 2021
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Bleach

Yo nigga AMA go drink sum bleach yo!
by Penishole Wienerman III August 7, 2017
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bleach

by imcluelessrn February 13, 2017
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Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.
I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.
by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010
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