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kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
by Jehne_man May 30, 2023
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Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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The sewage blaster

Definiton of The sewage blaster

"I came but the dirt blasted it away"

Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024
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cock blaster

a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work
by mega apple eater October 22, 2017
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Pussy destroyer Blaster Edition

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.
explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.
by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018
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tittie blaster

An extremely offensive term used when something goes wrong, It can also be used as a comeback.
Awe tittie blaster I forgot to leave that gangbanger money for food
by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016
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