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Dick Bender

noun- a gay male who is so eager to have sex with another man, he plunges his dick full force into his gay partner that his penis bends out of shape.
Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
Straight Guy 2- "They're gay arent they?"
Straight Guy 1- "exactly"
by Smacked December 2, 2009
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Bender

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018
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justin beiber fever

a sexualy transmitted desease witch explodes a person's genetals.

The first case was reported recently on a person (justin beiber) who is the only one who, to date, to survived this most lethal desease (reportedly because of the remarquably small size of the explosion). Further more, this desease, before usually restricted to a small amount of cases per generation, has spred remarquably over the past few years and now thousands of little girls, boys and animals are affected.
BOUM!

First person: What was that?

Second person:The latest victim of the Justin Beiber Fever. She was at his concert last night.
by justin beiber fan1234567890987 December 4, 2010
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spagetti bender

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.
by Donny Jeffco October 20, 2006
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justin beiber hair

consisting of a generic sweepy floofy bob like structure with some subspecies having curls at the side, this haircut is a beacon of douchebaggery and breederosity upon any head. avoid all justin beiber hairs everywhere.
me: justin beiber hair at one oclock
sabrina: omg my douchedar is off the charts
by lloyydd May 16, 2010
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beiber

The act of vomitting violently.
I did nothing but beiber all Saturday night.
by Spunk'dRansoming October 30, 2010
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Bender Bangle

A gay man used as a fashion accessory by a straight woman; whilst he is her friend, he is also this seasons must-have accessory.
Will is Grace's bender bangle.
by Cafferine November 29, 2007
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