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Abby Beagel

A girl who loves cats and is fun to be friends with. She is friendly towards animals, especially Boston Terriers and is helpful when you need advice. She is a faithful girl who wants to be everyone's friend, and she is great to talk to when you need a laugh. She'll always say hi when she sees you. She's awesome! She also has a flat booty
Wow, that girl has an amazing flat booty! She must be an Abby Beagel!
by Halle1119 August 18, 2016
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Clout Bagel

A legendary meme page via snapchat and instagram. It is ran by Papa Mat an she posts amazing memes and videos frequently
“Hey did you see Clout Bagel’s story today?”

Yeah man I was pissing myself with laughter!”
by EthanEugene July 1, 2019
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Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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Brazilian Dirty Bagel

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.
The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.
by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011
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bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel
hey have u ever been bagel bumping?
by E.P.D March 13, 2009
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fagel bagel

A longer word for ''Fag''
Alyx: What does fagel bagel mean?
Nikki: The definition of fagel bagel is: you
by Niicolleee February 17, 2009
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Bagel

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017
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