Bieber Bandits

A group of Bieber loving ruffians who post pictures of Justin Bieber in various locations, usually only located by those in search of the Bieber bandits. Whilst they have never been seen due to their actions they have been described dressing as ninjas and working only at night, or in the early afternoon.

Carter: Hey look its a picture of Justin Bieber on the ceiling!
Adam: It must have been the Bieber Bandits!
Carter: We must catch the Bieber Bandits!

by NotTheBieberBandit October 29, 2010

reindeer bandits

taking light up reindeer on people's front lawns and placing them into sexual positions.

We're going reindeer banditing tonight.

Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!

by Sal Aulogia, Ryan Foley, Frank Pereira January 03, 2007

Clam Bandit

(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.

"Oh Laura, you haven't done your washing up again! You filthy Clam Bandit!...go to bed!"

by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012

backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.

"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."

by lmstbh June 12, 2010

Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

poo bandit

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.

Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...

by A.Christ May 21, 2009

chuff bandit

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.

"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"

by Racist Dave June 05, 2007