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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
by Nosidam December 16, 2017
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blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man
by mzstress June 13, 2018
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Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016
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anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered
Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did
by Delta54 June 22, 2019
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trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.
“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”
by Yudoodis September 16, 2018
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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