by 🧚♀️✨ Alyssa ✨🧚♀️ February 10, 2021

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.
My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.
My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.
My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.
by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017

by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012

"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."
Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.
A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.
A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
by Trekker 42 November 21, 2009

The Act of railing your girl from behind and on the signal of the Howard Dean scream a dozen black guys bust out of your closet and run the train on the unsuspecting girl
Matt: i think courtney is going to break up with me.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.
by Stephen Thomas and Nick Stram January 11, 2009

Kids dressed in faux-worn preppy clothes giving the appearance that the clothes are old. Group of kids in Land Rovers and Passats at Phish, Lotus or String Cheese shows. Associated with cutters, white hats and trustafarians
by flowfeel.com March 14, 2005

by army of one April 4, 2011
