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Army Knees

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.
My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.
by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017
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army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly
Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.
by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012
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The Darold Army

The Darold Army are a very peaceful army, the largest crime they have committed on a mass scale was putting a bunch off upside down cups with water in them in the Harold HQ. They are an army of ducks who just want peace. They started a refugee camp for Harolds, Swanodendrons and Patricias who want to escape war. The Harold army is trying to destroy the refugee camp currently because they are evil like that. Darolds favorite food = N/A Darolds favorite drink = Sweet tea (Probably). They have no weapons in there army except kindness and the phrase "Peace out".
The Darold Army just wants peace.
The Darolds are really kind!
The Darold Army is going to bring universal peace.
by The Harold Army April 18, 2019
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French Army

Material for some quite successful and amusing jokes
"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."

Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.

A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
by Trekker 42 November 21, 2009
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Army Of Darkness

The Act of railing your girl from behind and on the signal of the Howard Dean scream a dozen black guys bust out of your closet and run the train on the unsuspecting girl
Matt: i think courtney is going to break up with me.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.
by Stephen Thomas and Nick Stram January 11, 2009
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abercrombie army

Kids dressed in faux-worn preppy clothes giving the appearance that the clothes are old. Group of kids in Land Rovers and Passats at Phish, Lotus or String Cheese shows. Associated with cutters, white hats and trustafarians
I just got a tic kicked down from some abercrombie army punks.
by flowfeel.com March 14, 2005
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army grunt

Light Infantry and there medics who serve on the frontline of war
army grunts are 11b and 68w serving in a light infantry unit
by army of one April 4, 2011
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