The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006

st. albert

the biggest suburb of edmonton, with a population of 60,000. st. albert is a typical middle class, mostly white suburb. nothing cool happens here, there's a mall and a walmart. meth addicts steal shit from cars parked in parking lots, and there's a big park that goes the whole length of the city that runs along the river.

"let's do something"
"i guess we could smoke up"
"st. albert is lame, lets go to west edmonton mall"
"fuck that i'm too laze"

by orlyowl December 10, 2008

Abbey Hudes

An indescribably hot, nice, easy to talk to, easily loved, surrounded by friends, big lipped kinda girl. This type of girl hides her anger well. Guys always wanna be around her. Usually interested in guys usually with a 2 letter abbreviation for a first name. They also love extremely long last names. They like long night talks on the phone. Always have big blue eyes. Basically its an all around perfect girl or at least close.

I love Abbey Hudes.

by Ce Jota River May 12, 2010

Mount Albert

The small town of awesomeness. There's one public school, a Crap ton of old people who drive really slow, and a nudeist park that u don't want to deliver pizza to... that's all i'm saying...

Mount Albert

by butterbaby92 April 24, 2011

Port Alberni

The birth place of Tenis and everything beautiful in the world. Contrary to popular belief Port Alberni is nice, suck on that you Port hating cunt sucking pussy licking t-bag taking trogladites who have nothing better to do then diss Port instead of getting off your lazy asses and doing something with your lives you phat pieces of vagina rot.

I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.

by Mike Hunt-Hurt August 21, 2009

Albert Einstein's brother

An extremely ugly man.

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

by Stuck Up Bitch July 9, 2006

st. albert

A small piece of shit town, full of rich old people who complain in department stores, fat irresponsible mothers, and stuck up rich kids. The full of shit government usually places about 5 photo radars at a time and gives out about 1000 parking tickets a day because they like draining money out of the civilians. Worst possible town to live in, triggers depression easily.

also see, hell

"I live in st. albert, i'm thinking about committing suicide"

by kkkhellyeah June 16, 2009