The biggest tweak in the multiverse. This slender being will sprint around on electromagnetic spectrums only autistic children can sense. She will make out with your best friend and she’ll run into walls at lightning velocity.
Watch out she’s kinky too- she wants to be tied to the bed and have her hair pulled. Incest is not a problem she kissed her cousin!
Don’t get her drunk. She has the ability to create a tear in reality and add or remove people’s chromosomes.
Alli Williams is a mythical beast.
Watch out she’s kinky too- she wants to be tied to the bed and have her hair pulled. Incest is not a problem she kissed her cousin!
Don’t get her drunk. She has the ability to create a tear in reality and add or remove people’s chromosomes.
Alli Williams is a mythical beast.
by Skai Jackson April 12, 2019
A popular TV show that ran during the later half of the fucking PC 90s and the first few years of the 21st century. Ally is a lawyer who works for "The Firm", and she and her yuppie co-workers work in a conformist environment, doing practically everything together for the fucking firm. They often go out to a cheap-ass bar after work, where Vonda Shepard sings shitty pop/whatever songs that amount to next to nothing. They use a unisex bathroom (hoo-hah!) for answering Nature's call and talking gossip. Ally looks a bit anorexic and is very neurotic and she often sees illusions such as the famous Dancing Baby. In one episode she defends Courtney Thorne-Smith's relationship with a married man, saying that they "belong together". The show often features crappy renditions of popular hits. The show is so dehumanizing, but yuppies and soccer moms love this trash. Another piece of shit that passed for entertainment in the fucking PC 90s and beyond.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 30, 2007
Allie H. is someone who is AMAZING at volleyball. She is pretty darn psycho and likes to make hot tubs out of wheel barrows. She is a great friend and has some mad dancing skills.
by Allbuttfaceashl May 27, 2009
by shocked and appalled December 12, 2010
1. City in southeastern Wisconsin named STALLIS for the Allis-Chalmers Company, the company that once dominated the landscape.
2. 10th largest city in Wisconsin, with a population of 63,712.
3. Home of the annual State Fair, a gathering of all the hicks from up north.
4. Suburb of Milwaukee, where porch monkeys are more common than the single-wide trailers they live in.
5. City where there are more single-wide trailers than houses with actual foundations.
6. City where the main attraction is "Highway".
2. 10th largest city in Wisconsin, with a population of 63,712.
3. Home of the annual State Fair, a gathering of all the hicks from up north.
4. Suburb of Milwaukee, where porch monkeys are more common than the single-wide trailers they live in.
5. City where there are more single-wide trailers than houses with actual foundations.
6. City where the main attraction is "Highway".
by Joe December 24, 2004
A well renouned pimp. She is really amazing and is the koolest person you could ever meet. She keeps her promises and is a down right thug. She will marry Spiderman in fall of '11. They are planning on joining together and ruling the world and becoming G rappers. =D
by Ally Kayy January 11, 2008