Zachary

With his big fat hazel eyes he has lots of humor and can make any crowd laugh. He’s not afraid to show anything about him, including farting and crying infront of a big crowd. He loves to help around the house and loves volunteering, he despises children. He cares deeply for food and is a pig. He’s very full of him self and cares deeply about how he looks, you’ll never catch a moment when he’s not looking in the mirror. Overall he’s a great person and don’t let him go.

Friend: hey Zach! I just wanted to say you’re an amazing friend

Zachary: I already know :)

by Shadøw..medøs March 7, 2021

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Zachary's are truly one of a kind. They have a hard exterior, but once you get to know them, they are a big softie. Zachary's are usually skinny, but tall and has the mouth of a sailor. They will definitely win in a roast battle. Their big blue and green eyes will draw you in, wanting more. Zachary's are usually the most weirdest, yet funniest, people you will ever meet. They attract a lot more girls (and guys) then they think. You will definitely enjoy the time you spend with a Zachary.

"Omg look at that guy... He is totally a Zachary."
"Aw man, she is going out with Zachary! I liked him so much!! "

by Ihatemyselflmao February 7, 2020

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A dumb fuck with little to no peepee who never wore deodorant.

You’re such a Zachary

by Høt śøppíñg mėñ December 18, 2022

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When you are on vacation in new.orlenes and ur girlfriend is so drunk she throws up in the Uber and u need a luggage cart to put her on to get her in the hotel and her long hair gets caught in the cart wheel and u need to cut her hair off to get her loose and u say hell with it Andy get security to take her to the room and you go to the hotel bar and continue drinking

Remember that time we were on vacation and John got Marys hair stuck in the luggage cart

Sooo zachary

by Jrc240sx June 5, 2022

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