by Nicole to your right March 8, 2019

by heissammyyy May 11, 2021

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

by Suckoff March 7, 2018

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet
by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee
v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.
by JDubD October 24, 2007
