by Chicken George the III April 01, 2011
by jcornstopper September 08, 2010
Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 03, 2011
by llottieyyy January 18, 2021
Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.
by bigmommainaz September 07, 2009
by Jonica March 31, 2021
watermelon sugar, hiiiiigh - harry styles
by mythiksushi February 01, 2021