Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.

Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

watermelon sugar

all hail king harry. the og eater outerer

smart person 1: the best song in the universe is watermelon sugar
smart person 2: agree.

by llottieyyy January 17, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A 2020 song by Harry Styles that secretly referred to eating 🐱

watermelon sugar, hiiiiigh - harry styles

by mythiksushi January 31, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A slang term for Adrenochrome

At an Elite party, they were all on a watermelon sugar high

by Jonica March 31, 2021

watermelon sugar

really no one knows

girl 1: my girl taste like watermelon sugar
Girl 2: no one actually what watermelon sugar means

by Pshychoboo October 1, 2020

Watermelon Sugar

A Grammy winning song written by Harry Styles about giving a blowjob. The Watermelon Sugar music video shows women pleasing themselves with watermelons. Also, refer to the iconic lyrics from Beyoncé, "I've been drinking watermelon", which is an expression of her giving a BJ and drinking the ejaculation.

Person: What is Watermelon Sugar about?
Harry Styles: I wear penis necklaces, what do you think it's about?

by literallyshutupplease March 16, 2021

golden watermelon

peeing on a pregnant woman's belly

Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.

by bigmommainaz September 6, 2009