j lo

that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.

- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!

by Jack Bean December 03, 2004

Los Angeles

a city in California, it's the best city in the U.S., people from S.D., N.Y., Ect. hate L.A.

Guy from S.D.: Los Angeles sucks
Guy from L.A.: stop hating bitch

by Ghost562 August 25, 2006

Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.

by Elleinad April 27, 2003

j lo

A culture vulture who steal music from black women

J lo is the definition of a culture vulture

by How convenient is that? September 04, 2020

los amigos

shitty rippoff of Doritos crisps. Taste like cardboard

"dem los amigos is nasty"
"u cussin mah mexican bedjins?"
"nah blud is de crips innit"
"seen blud seen"
"nuff respec"
"safe"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Los Angeles

A large metropolitan area split up into a billion 100,000 population "communities"
Weather is good, but the people are rude airheads.
Hella smog, and traffic.
People there arn't too smart. Some parts are way to ghetto.

Man Los Angeles sucks, let's go upstate to the Bay Area where it's really poppin.

by fiveoneohboi November 28, 2007

los gatos

los gatos is a rich ass town in northern California where everyone is living in their own bubble and almost all the high schoolers there do weed or vape. I beware you not to move there because the people are hella annoying and very mean. especially the class of 2021. no one wants to hear your sex jokes guysss. some boys are cute but then you find out something terrible about them and immediately they are unattractive. the girls are sluts who would do anything to get fucked by any random sophomore or junior. their boobs are always out but somehow never get dress coded.

I hate living in los gatos. the people there suck ass

by waffle llama February 28, 2018