Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 27, 2009

jeff mod

best mod

make gos ma mod ples

"jeff mod is so sick" gos ma

by Beaverrac December 25, 2021

Jeff box

Being a simp,Mexican,or gay with the homies

Quit being such a Jeff box, and hang with the boys

by Sk11py February 14, 2021

jeff stare

Ella is cooked

When a Karen gives you a death stare it's called a Jeff stare

by Ephedrine April 24, 2023

jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020