may 13th 

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

may 13th by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 13th 

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

May 13th by Argargargass May 13, 2022

june 13th 

post the hottest people in your life right now

“He just posted me!”

“Must think your hot because it’s June 13th”

june 13th by Prestonplaysweirdoexhusband June 13, 2022

June 13th 

June 13th is national "yes" day. Meaning children can ask their parents for anything, and they have to say yes.

Kid: its June 13th, yes day!!
Mom: Thats right! so what do you want?
Kid: icecream for breakfast!
Mom: Of course!!

June 13th by elymonia June 13, 2022

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

March 13th by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

April 13th 

If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.

This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.

You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

April 13th by smellyegg September 6, 2022

September 13th 

Kiss a guy who’s name starts with K

I have to kiss you
Why
It’s September 13th you have to kiss a guy who’s name starts with K

September 13th by Figurez September 12, 2022