tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006

Butter Tart

A sexual maneuver, in which a man, masturbates his erect penis, directly on top of the woman's genitalia. The male's knuckles will then rub back and forth over the clitirus, providing the woman with an INSANE amount of pleasure, resulting in many orgasms.

'Hey baby, can you come butter tart me?'
'Baby - I would love to get all up in that, and butter tart the heck outta you'

by BigBuck September 14, 2012

Slop tart

A college or high school-aged girl who can't hold her alcohol.

"I had to clean up after my sister and her slop tart friends after they puked in my car."

by Ro Jo March 26, 2008

e-tarted

Internet retarted

My moms credit card is e-tarted

by meggykinz March 22, 2010

stu-tarted

for one to say something stupid that transformers into retardation.

Candice, that was a stu-tarted dance you did.

by CL Smith December 3, 2009

Meth Tarts

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.

Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!

by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006