Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 7, 2015

goon scrap

An altercation of many goons over a dumb ting

I was at the duke's crib till some beans wanted to start a goon scrap.

by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017

goon squad

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

by Mrs P August 2, 2007

goon

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.

Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.

by Grason B. April 9, 2006

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007