Zaid - A man who is the most attractive person to step foot on this planet with a gigantic penis which is always too much for the females to handle.
I really miss my ex but I should go and see Zaid to make him jealous he’s super sexy and has a big dick too
by mofucker123 January 21, 2021
Zaid is the kind of guy who is reliable, smart, dark humoured and FUNNY. He may seem quiet and harmless but can be very dangerous…while tickled. He can be a cute bean in one moment and just straight up 👀❤️ 🔥🥵 the next. Zaid also tends to heavily share quality with a potato. Beware ;).
Zaid is the best person I know and I want to be around him always.
Zaid is someone I never want to upset.
Zaid is someone I never want to upset.
by M tomato February 12, 2022
Zaid is one tough nigga and he has a large wood and he has 1 girl and when he does he sticks to that girl and loves them like no other. Most of the time the girl zaid has begins with and A and his girl is kind of like him.
Everyone wants a zaid
Everyone wants a zaid
by Beidbdsisbc sidn August 05, 2019
by Hey 89 , your new name is cock December 20, 2017
A Zaide is a very conceited person, who thinks they are always right. They will never admit that they are wrong and will ALWAYS fight back. People who are named Zaide are known to be quite violent, and are overly obsessed with the thought of punching someone. They are dominant males, and would never hesitate on hurting you if you do them wrong.
Zaides are known to be quite players and would most definitely break your heart.
Zaides are known to be quite players and would most definitely break your heart.
by TooSm4rtF4rY4o February 01, 2020
Zombie Aids.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
by Cerealkiller290 April 30, 2009
A gay person who has no friends. He should live in a dumpster in an alleyway. He is also a whale. He is so stupid that he does a shiz he says "why is there rotten gravy coming out of my bum. You would ask him a question like what is the answer to 1+1 and he would have no idea. He would take things to seriously like if you said that if you dug straight down you would land in China and then he would get a shovel and start digging down.
Person 1 " I wonder if whales eat sharks?"
Person 2 " Ask zaid he would know he's a whale so he can speak whale"
Person 2 " Ask zaid he would know he's a whale so he can speak whale"
by boooiiii im smart September 11, 2019