by Thatsbetch909 October 22, 2020
When a fucking retarded fortnite kid isn't allowed to buy 50000 v bucks so they play fortnite and take their anger out on you; Or when some 2 year old threatens you with a stupid ass insult(commonly by fortnite kids)
You:kills kid in game
Kid: FUCK YOU YOUR TRASH YOUR TRASH (ear rapes mic)
You:dude be quiet 2 year old go cry in your room little bitch.
Kid:OH MY GOSHHHHHH IM TELLING MY MOM
Karen(his mom):IM GONNA ARREST YOU!!!YOUR CURSING AND THREATENING TO KILL MY CHILD
You:(leaves game)
Kid and his fat mom:OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Kid:(continues playing trash ass overrated game)
Kid: FUCK YOU YOUR TRASH YOUR TRASH (ear rapes mic)
You:dude be quiet 2 year old go cry in your room little bitch.
Kid:OH MY GOSHHHHHH IM TELLING MY MOM
Karen(his mom):IM GONNA ARREST YOU!!!YOUR CURSING AND THREATENING TO KILL MY CHILD
You:(leaves game)
Kid and his fat mom:OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Kid:(continues playing trash ass overrated game)
by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020
1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa January 31, 2011
October 13 is National make your dad buy you starbucks day! a national holiday that is fun for all kids and teens...
Hey Billy!
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
Hey Sarah!
Did you know today is national make your dad buy you starbucks day?-Billy
I did not! Thanks for telling me! I am going to make my dad buy it for me right now!-sarah
by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018
younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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