you

1. (n.) one who lives with mother exeeding the age of 30
2. (n.) One who wastes his/her time on urban dictionary, although it is a great site
3. (n.) Not me

YOU just wasted your time reading MY definition that makes fun of YOU

by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006

you

the most retarded person specifically in the Earth. (Mars and Pluto are exceptions)

A: Hey you.
B: yes?
A: ok.

by legit dictionary August 10, 2015

you

The person staring at this definition right now.

Guy 1: "Hey you!" -Waves-

Guy 2: "Me?" -Waves back-

Guy 3: -Also waves-

Guy 2: -Realizes and continues to wave like it was for a Taxi, it comes and takes him home-

by rewauisfygesaift September 16, 2020

you

are a fucking idiot if you search this word up

You are a fucking mistake

by Iamcrazy1234eatmyass April 17, 2022

you

The worst thing that has ever happened in the entire history of the universe. worse than the world wars, worse than the creation of the emoji movie, worse than all the viruses that has ever stepped foot on Earth, worse than humanity, worse than yourself.

You are an amazing person, and if anyone can't see that there as bad as you.

by The Globlogabgalab February 7, 2021

you

perfection

look at the mirror, you are perfection

by herbsf101 December 23, 2019

you

a beautiful human being that i love nd cherish <3

i love you! :) <3

by naee2solidd__ November 27, 2021