Yonker

Someone who masturbates a lot. Over 10 times a day. Usually a person who is stupid.
Brandon is such a yonker, he plays with his penis all day in english and he mistakes cats for chickens.
by Audessy March 16, 2009
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a place where dipshits go to become cops. they are mostly white and like to keep it that way. yonkers pigs drive around in grey or beige chevy impalas and unmarked cabs with a spotlight on them. they are either straight out of high school or fat as fuck
NYC cops are way more chill than fuckin yonkers cops

the day you are due to get out of jail at bookings, yonkers cops will send u to county jail just to be dipshits

yonkers cops are racist drunks and take weed coke and cash home from raids.

yonkers pigs are on the eastside of McLean ave getting hammered when they are off-duty or home listening to rush limbaugh smoking a cigar and abusing their wives in the burbs

i saw a minority cop the other day and i thought "holy shit, REPRESENT!"

yonkers cops only have high school diplomas and are hired at 18

yonkers cops are fat as fuck. they give a whole new meaning to pigs
by thequickbrown October 20, 2011
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Yonkered

After that football match, I'm soo yonkered!
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Yonker

Pronounced (Yon - Ker )An undercover cop.
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Yonkers

Yonkers, when you're feeling a little bonkers.
Yonkers your bonkers.
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Yonker

An individual from the state of New York who has a specific sexual fetish.
A good example of a Yonker would be a chubby chaser who likes to poor warm gravy over the object of his desire.
by bert-e-bert December 08, 2008
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