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yonkers

where all the hard niggas are from
and all the hard niggas the come from yonkers
by yonkaz914 January 19, 2011
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Crank Yankers

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!
*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003
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Crank Yankers

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.
The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.
by barcode23 October 15, 2003
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Yonkers

An exclamation used to express either how stoked you are about something, or used if something really bad has happened, usually physically. Commonly used by white boys who think they are gangstas, the word's origins are mostly unknown. All we know is that it was uttered by one of the wise men when Jesus was born.

It is also a song by Tyler, The Creator, and a city in New York
Example #1:
Man 1: Wow! I just won the lottery!
Man 2: Yonkers, dude! That's pretty sweet.
That fuckwad Jerry: Oh, good for you, hope it can get you out of your shit house
Man 1: Fuck off Jerry, I've been sleeping with your wife.

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, I think I broke my leg. Can you see if the bone splinter is out?
Man 2: *Looks at leg* Yonkers, man! Your leg is fucked!
by AverageUser January 3, 2022
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Yikers

Adj. Used to describe a situation or action which is unfortunate or infringes on a social faux pas.

Often used Ironically, appropriated by reactionaries from the term "yikes", used by left-leaning cancel cultists.
Oh, he said the N-word? That's kinda yikers, buddy.

It's yikers that he got COVID!

When he defended Joe Biden, that was definitely a yikers moment
by CrystalFissure December 30, 2020
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Yonkers

One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.
Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.
by TheEmployee December 11, 2019
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West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.
by Matt November 4, 2004
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