Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North September 28, 2008

Wooly Bully

An aggressive furry animal.

"That wooly bully charged us every time we tried to feed it!"

by SkiLiftGuy February 3, 2017

Wooly Mammoth Pits

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

by ummmgum September 15, 2009

wooly back

Wooly Back Is Portsmouth Slang for somebody from The Suburbs, people from areas Such as Waterlooville, Purbrook, Bedhampton, Hambledon, Horndean and Denmead are known as Wooly Backs, Wooly Backs usually wear Sheep skin jackets and Follow Havant Football Club

"Those Wooly Backs wouldn’t last a second down here in the Town, they are so soft and useless"

by Pompey Cockney 657 October 7, 2021

Wooly back

Wooly back is a term used to describe someone from the small farming communities, in Hampshire, of Havant and Waterloovile. The locals speak with a strange dialect, which is a hybrid between West Country and London Cockney.

The surrounding farming villages, Purbrook, Crookhorn, Horndean, Bedhampton and Cowplain are all a stone toss away. They attend all, home and away, Havant and Waterloovile FC fixtures. The blokes will dress up as scarecrows and their wives will wear their sheep skin jackets and fur boots. All clothing will be hand made and fashioned together in a rustic like manor.

Before home games they will drink in The Heron and The West Leigh.

A towny overheard a Wooly back trying to communicate:

“Ize fram Point Seven ize is, ize been shopping in BP, we never been having a fuel problem”. “That polak served me, Dawid, he been smelling funny me babba”.

And “Ize can’t stop laffin when ize been shanting”.

by City Geezer October 19, 2021

wooly back

A wooly back is Someone who lives in one of the Suburban Middle Class villages near but NOT in, Portsmouth, wooly backs usually come from posh suburban villages such as Purbrook, Horndean, Bedhampton, Clanfield and Petersfield and drink in posh family Wine bars such as The Woodman

He's not a True Pompey fan, he's a wooly back.

by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

wooly back

A wooly back is a Supporter of Havant & Waterlooville Football Club, they are called this because they Mainly live in Middle Class Suburbs like Purbrook and Wear sheep skin jackets

Mason Mount Is a wooly back

by Paul Foxton September 24, 2021