THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.
by session 3 camper for 5 years!! August 13, 2019
Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.
Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.
by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009
The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
by RawPower1973 April 02, 2020
An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.
Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.
by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007
by JuggaloHoimez7 June 15, 2010
A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".
by markyy23 March 05, 2011
Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.
"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
by J-Here April 21, 2010