We are all witnesses.
by Matt Ammiller August 31, 2008

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !
Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted
by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
by Juanster June 2, 2014

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by J. Hays July 17, 2006

What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
by RossDaBoss January 16, 2009
