Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.

by 5tc June 22, 2009

wimbledone

The loss of cocaine via air currents emitted from the anus of a person you were attempting to do the cocaine off of.

Candy, having eaten chipotle for lunch, cost the Japanese business man hundreds of dollars when the wimbledone occurred.

by Macaquesgonewild July 5, 2017

wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

wimbledon tennismatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, CBE is a British actor and voice actor. He gained fame primarily through his role as detective Sherlock Holmes in the British crime series Sherlock.

Have you seen wimbledon tennismatch in the new Spiderman Movie?

by Malalako August 24, 2021

A Wimbledon Sundae

When you insert strawberrys and pump squirty cream into your partners anus then consuming it as they push it out.

Dude my wife served me A Wimbledon Sundae last night and it was lush

by Sackers89 May 9, 2025

wimbledink

A person who is basically being a dickhead

jason stop being a wimbledink and give me back my cookie

by Ver$atile! August 28, 2022

wimbledop

A British derogatory term for a transgender person

Person 1: “You’re a fucking wimbledop!”
Person 2: “Dude, that’s not okay to say about someone.”

by gooble June 21, 2025