Wet-Face Watermelon 

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

Wet-Face Watermelon by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016

waters not wet 

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

waters not wet by lozgx April 27, 2021

Wet rag at a waterfall 

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

Wet rag at a waterfall by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014