weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.

Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.

by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008

Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Weener Job

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

Weener Peeper

Someone who looks over the urinal stall to stare at their neighbor's penis

Derek is a weener peeper!!!! Ewwwwww!

by Lyle Sanderson September 29, 2011

weener dick

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!

Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick

by DVD804 September 19, 2016