Weened

When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.

I was sitting in my chair and my boss sqeezed by and weened me from shoulder to shoulder.

by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009

the ween

a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners.

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dude, ur dick is so small!

i know, i did a chick named christine last night...

dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!

by hanner.... BABABAB January 26, 2008

Weens

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention

''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''

by Yūno August 16, 2021

Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

by AppleKermit January 14, 2019

Ween

Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia

Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.

by JacK-pot February 5, 2010

Ween

Short for wiener

My ween is bigger than yours

by WhyIsMyNameTaken October 29, 2018

Ween

A small child that is irritating in every way, loud, makes a mess, has tantrums etc.

Hates losing and probably has anger issues

"That kid is such a ween!"

by imvvvvvvia March 5, 2022