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Narnia Wardrobe

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.
After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.
by fornicatia December 9, 2009
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wardrobe therapist

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
by ayyfron August 6, 2010
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wardrobe malfunction

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
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wardina

A rose, a beautiful talented lady who do art, hate cats, love coffee,good books, good music. Pretty girl with pretty heart and always go with vintage vibe surround her
wardina is so beautiful shes captured everyones heart
by Joseph braun December 27, 2017
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Curtis Ward

Curtis is the former guitarist of the deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon. He worked with them on their EP This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For, and for their first two albums Count Your Blessings and the amazing Suicide Season. Curtis was born deaf in one ear, and partially blind. As he could not afford earplugs every time he was playing he was damaging his other ear, which developed a bad ringing in it, which increased every time he played so much that he ended up having to smoke weed just to get him high enough to sleep at night.

Curtis was in a Metallica tribute band with Bring Me The Horizon lead guitarist Lee Malia (also Curtis' best friend) before they were in Bring Me The Horizon.

Curtis left Bring Me The Horizon after the Taste Of Chaos tour in America.
Stupid person: 'Curtis Ward is just a pretty face, he doesn't care about his music, he just cares about the haircut!'

Normal person: 'Fuck off, Curtis is damaging his hearing and giving up so much for this music, so if you think otherwhise you can go fuck yourself because you have no clue what shit he has been through!'
by artgenbheijin March 29, 2009
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Wardie

Wardie is another name for friend homie or Partna. Originating from new orleans when referring to one another based on city boundary lines called wards.
Wuz up wardie??

Me and my wardies bout to roll up... -Beyonce

That fool tez cool das my wardie
by LolaSir January 23, 2020
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Mental Ward

A Horrorcore rap group based in Michigan. mainly found on Myspace and recently in the last year becoming really famous in the Michigan area with songs about rape, torture, and the like.
Guy 1"Damn homie Mental Ward's new track is the shit!"

Guy 2"I know I cant wait for the next show!"
by Demos Darkblaze August 27, 2006
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