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Walking the dog

It is When your dick is hard and you tie some sort of string to your penis and wiggle it about like you are walking a dog.
Hey you guys, leave me lone im walking the dog!
by kiwi May 7, 2004
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Walk the dog

A term used to mean "go smoke some marijuana (weed).
With buddies or to get away from mother
Hey mom- were going to "walk the dog" be back in a hour!

You guys want to go "walk the dog"
by "Al"bert Einstein May 20, 2016
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Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019
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walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.
b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do
by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020
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Walk your dog

Jack off, show your penis who's daddy, J.I.L.L, beat the meat, burp the worm, choking the chicken, hackin the hog.
Hey Luke, did you walk your dog today?
by big greasy timmy November 16, 2010
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walk the dog

1)to do an amazing yo-yo trick
2)to urinate in a toilet or in your pants, hey whatever floats your boat
3)to dance like an idiot
1)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog
2)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog and now its dripping on my freaking carpet
3)look at that idiot over by the bar walkint the dog he should be put to death
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
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