waggle fraggle

a word often used to break awkward silences

Friend: Hey
You: Hey whats up?
Friend: Not much how about you?
You: Same
Friend: Soo..
You: Idk
Friend: Me either
You: WAGGLE FRAGGLE
Friend: Alright then

by Jeremy Fatlard February 5, 2010

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Ed Waggles

Another word for bud, weed, ganja, marijuana,cannabis.

Let's go smoke the Ed Waggles.

by dwarfer boy August 16, 2008

Waggle

A group of three or more WAGs, dressed in athletic wear, walking in unison and talking simultaneously.

1. The Waggle was walking three wide along the path, oblivious to anyone trying to pass by.

2. The approaching Waggle could be heard before seen

3. The Waggle were striding in perfect unison in their matching LuLuLemon leisure wear

by Katie Braybrock July 31, 2021

tit waggle

A term used in road rage; calling someone an idiot

that person was such a tit waggle at the last light.

by FuzzyFlawed June 10, 2023