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Waggle

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(N) a group of penises (generally considered to be 3 or more). Analogous to a flock of sheep or a murder of crows.
1. John was shocked as he opened the Playgirl and was confronted by not one or two, but an entire waggle of penises in the centerfold.
2. "Hey Hooch, check out that waggle of penises over on the nude beach!"
3. The graffiti in on the bathroom stall door was thoroughly graphic, containing seven crudely drawn boobs and an entire waggle of peni.
by Chainsaw Jigs January 30, 2014
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Someone who's annoying, or silly, or foolish, or basically anything worth being called this harmless name
Oh my god Mr Boone is SUCH a polly wagger.
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Cole you're such a polly wagger.
by Other Jesus April 18, 2015
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Keep On Wagging

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The ultimate expression of joy, fulfillment and happiness. Most often expressed by dogs through rapid movement of their tails. Also applicable to humans who are dog lovers.
"I Keep On Wagging even though my favorite tennis ball rolled under the sofa."

"My job sucks, but the time I spend with my dog on the weekend helps me Keep On Wagging"
by Max The Golden Retriever February 9, 2010
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Hairy Poonie Waggler

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A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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waggle

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The act of shaking or swinging a video game controller to cause an action to occur on screen in the game.
"To swing Link's sword, you have to waggle the Wii Remote."
by J.Fo July 22, 2007
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waggin' out

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stealin some of/chiefin on a cigarette or blunt
"wtf your completley waggin' out on us"
by orangeheadd ya digg October 31, 2008
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Tail wagging the dog

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When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.
When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.
by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016
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