twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

twat waffle by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009

Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

Twat Waffle by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

Twat Waffle by thenydondada December 10, 2013

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

Twat waffle by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

Twat waffle by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Twat-waffle 

a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.

My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.

Twat-waffle by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 30, 2007