Waffle Spouse 

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

Waffle Spouse by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

nigga waffle 

when a nigga has a waffle

NIGGA WAFFLE

this nigga really has a waffle, nigga waffle.

nigga waffle by dbugmcbuggyass November 24, 2018

Sleepy waffle 

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

Sleepy waffle by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

Cleveland Hot Waffle 

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Waffle Whore 

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.

Then she becomes a waffle whore.

Waffle Whore by Ren007 May 31, 2009

chicken n' waffles 

noun. Fried chicken and waffles. Usually served as breakfast. Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles is World Famous, however, Merrit Bakery in Oakland California is the best place in the bay area to dine on this wonderful dish.

If you ever pull an all-nighter in the east bay Merrit Bakery is the best place to chow down on Chicken N' Waffles.

chicken n' waffles by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008

shower waffle 

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

shower waffle by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016