Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".
Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.
Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.
Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
Get the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.
Me: Gosh I have a headache.
VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.
Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.
VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.
Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.
by voldbyter February 21, 2010
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Verb: A euphemism for sex.
Coined in Texas, inspired by Russians.
Verb: A euphemism for sex.
Coined in Texas, inspired by Russians.
A: "How are those tacos?"
B: "Eh Vwould"
Fine girl walks by
A: "Damn, look at them legs."
B: "Eh Vwould!"
or
A: "I'd Vwould her"
B: "Eh Vwould"
Fine girl walks by
A: "Damn, look at them legs."
B: "Eh Vwould!"
or
A: "I'd Vwould her"
by TooMuchLean November 11, 2009
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Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)
by PotatoPower June 12, 2011
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by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009
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