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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
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voldface

An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.
Me: Gosh I have a headache.

VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.

Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.
by voldbyter February 21, 2010
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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Eh Vwould

Adj: Saying something is good, sexy or something in a positive manner.

Verb: A euphemism for sex.

Coined in Texas, inspired by Russians.
A: "How are those tacos?"
B: "Eh Vwould"

Fine girl walks by
A: "Damn, look at them legs."
B: "Eh Vwould!"
or
A: "I'd Vwould her"
by TooMuchLean November 11, 2009
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voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose
Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)
by PotatoPower June 12, 2011
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voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009
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