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Vilbert

The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.
Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.
by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009
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vilerrr

Your such a vilerrr
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Vilmers Origin

Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the lush green hills, lived a man named Vilmer Andersson. Vilmer was known throughout the village for his love of pulled pork. He had a secret recipe that he had inherited from his grandfather, which he believed made the best pulled pork in the world.

One day, as Vilmer was preparing his famous pulled pork in his backyard, an evil troll appeared out of nowhere. The troll was a notorious troublemaker who had terrorized the village for many years. Vilmer was initially frightened, but he soon realized that the troll was after his pulled pork. The troll snatched the pork off the grill, tossed it onto the ground, and burned it to a crisp.

Vilmer was heartbroken. His beloved pulled pork, his pride and joy, had been destroyed. He knew he had to do something about the evil troll, and he decided to fight it with the only weapon he had – his love for pulled pork.

Vilmer spent many days and nights perfecting his pulled pork recipe, adding new ingredients and experimenting with different cooking techniques. He became obsessed with creating the perfect pulled pork, the kind that would bring joy to people's hearts and make them forget about the evil troll.
As he worked on his recipe, Vilmer began to notice something strange happening in the village. People who had once been afraid of the troll started to gather around his backyard, lured by the delicious smell of his cooking. Vilmer's pulled pork had become a beacon of hope in a village overrun by fear and despair.

And so, Vilmer decided to take his pulled pork on the road. He loaded up his cart with pots of steaming pulled pork, and he set out to visit neighboring villages. Everywhere he went, he shared his delicious food, bringing people together and giving them a reason to smile.

As word of Vilmer's pulled pork spread, the troll became increasingly angry. It was as if Vilmer's love for his cooking had somehow weakened the troll's power. The troll tried to attack Vilmer and his cart, but the villagers rallied around him, protecting him and his precious pulled pork.

In the end, the troll was defeated. Vilmer's love for pulled pork had triumphed over evil, and the village was once again a happy and peaceful place. And Vilmer? He continued to cook his pulled pork, sharing his love and his recipe with everyone he met.

This is the story of Vilmers Origin
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Vilderen

Vilderen or "vildern" is a word for something crazy.
Definetly a better word than "f'awesome"
It's vilderen.
Det er for vildern.
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Vimmer

Vimmer stands short for Vimmerby, the birth town of author Astrid Lindgren.
We name our child Vimmer
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Villmer

Villmer is a truly incredible and nice person. sometimes have bad days but who doesn't? quick mood changes and is one second the world's best and the next giant sure and someone you do not want in their life, but he has a big heart and always wants well but does not always succeed. everyone wants a Villmer in their life
Love you Villmer you’re amazing and wonderful
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Villmer

A guy with a dick so big he can fuck God himself. He gets all the girls and they can not get enough of him. He puts his dick inside of every woman alive and all they want is more. He uses his magical fingers to finger all the vaginas in the world. If he is bored, he fingeres guys too. He is a Chad and he is very rich.
All girls: OMG, I WANT VILLMERS DICK
Villmer: ofcourse there is enough for everyone, it is so big
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